I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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