Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
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