just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Randomize
