I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
.......................................
My thoughts exactly.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Randomize