No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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