Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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