just come out here and I will go home with you...
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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