Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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