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You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
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I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
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So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Come share oat with me in your robe
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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