so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
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her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
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From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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