How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I touched a dick in church today
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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