This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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