HIV tests are more positive than that guy
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Randomize
