Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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