Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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