New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
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