i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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