The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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