you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
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Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
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You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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