he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
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I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
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I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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