I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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