VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
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He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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