Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
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Always go with Moses. he parts the Red Sea
You also borrowed the Budda But Plug.
O Jesus through the Immaculate Vagina of Mary Carey,\n I offer you my moanings, thrustings, pleasure, tiny deaths of this day,\n in union with the Holy Dildo of the Mass throughout my thighs\n I offer them for all the intentions of your Sacred Peni:\n the salvation of Duggars, the repetition of muscle contractions, the screaming orgasms;\n and in particular for the intentions of the Holy Dildo this month.\n Amen.
Uh-oh...I pissed off the Catholics. :D
"Jesus Dildo" would be a great name for an industrial band.