In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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