she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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