32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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