you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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