I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
My vagina is officially offended.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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