I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Randomize