why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
there is puke in my bra ... again
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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