U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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