Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
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1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
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On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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