There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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