Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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