she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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