Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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