Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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