I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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