I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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