He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
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FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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