For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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