At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
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So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
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I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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