did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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