I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
well, you know. whores of a feather.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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