you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
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Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
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I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
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