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  • 58 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 7:51pm
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    i thought of freckles at first because peoples freckles always stand out in black light. somehow i managed to not immediately think of something dirty for the first time in my young adult life

  • 49 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 2:29pm
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    hahahahahaha first read this and was like... "germs, ew, why did so many people put good night" I GETTT ITTTTT NOWWWW

  • 50 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 9:55am
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    beautiful wording. poetic, even.

  • 39 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:46pm
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    HAHA!!! this made my day

  • 39 31
    Submitted by nightsurgeon on Mar 2, 10 at 6:45pm
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    Lol. You make art that way ;-)

  • 34 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 4:06pm
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    Someone needs a bleach wash

  • 40 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 10:15am
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    Oh, jersey. How I love/hate thee.

  • 36 35
    Submitted by GodzillaBear on Feb 22, 11 at 11:04pm
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    i read this aloud to a room of 6 teens and noone got it till i read it slower a second time

  • 40 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 9:19am
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    people who did not get this right away...you are fuckin stupid

  • 32 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 8:42pm
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    hahaha i wouldnt have even thought of anything dirty if it wasnt for 2:29