Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
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He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
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Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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