never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
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koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
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My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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