Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
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It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
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The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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