The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
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