VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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