Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Randomize
