But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
My vagina is very pro this idea
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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