Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Randomize
