That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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