none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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