Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
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it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
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We don't watch enough power rangers
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
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