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  • 57 69
    Submitted by Soulburn on May 29, 13 at 2:20pm

    If you'd already sharted, and decided to go balls to the wall.. Does that mean you shit your pants?

  • 43 54
    Submitted by WhiskerBiscuit on May 29, 13 at 3:15pm

    OP is a stripper.

  • 39 66
    Submitted by AngrySailor on May 29, 13 at 2:33pm

    Cocaine is a hell of a drug

  • 31 59
    Submitted by joshua_valentine on May 30, 13 at 2:21am

    Ah, the chili rainbow. Only those strippers with mastery over their bowels can perform such a feat...

  • 35 67
    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on May 29, 13 at 9:26pm

    It's not a good bachelor party unless you shart yourself!