I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
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You can't get too laid with the severe case of coke dick you're gonna have! Lol!
I'm not sure about the getting laid part...all of the strippers I've ever met have been lesbians
Haha you also bring 8-balls to the strip club? I'm surprised those are able to fit in the strippers. I once met a stripper that shoved the 8-ball, Que ball, all of the striped balls and the entire pool stick in her vagina.
Yep, your mother was quite an amazing woman!
trust me, I know. The day of my birth was only the first time I tasted that pussy.
Well trust me, you weren't the first and you were far from last.
No sex in the champagne room
Damn! Stantheman is the KING!
Here take my dick with u
Hahahaha your my hero!