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  • You can't get too laid with the severe case of coke dick you're gonna have! Lol!

    Submitted by niftypickle on May 29, 10 at 11:31am
  • I'm not sure about the getting laid part...all of the strippers I've ever met have been lesbians

    Submitted by LynnZee on May 29, 10 at 4:07pm
  • Haha you also bring 8-balls to the strip club? I'm surprised those are able to fit in the strippers. I once met a stripper that shoved the 8-ball, Que ball, all of the striped balls and the entire pool stick in her vagina.

    Submitted by stantheman on May 29, 10 at 12:53pm
    • Yep, your mother was quite an amazing woman!

      Submitted by JenBen on May 29, 10 at 1:47pm
      • trust me, I know. The day of my birth was only the first time I tasted that pussy.

        Submitted by stantheman on May 29, 10 at 2:13pm
        • Well trust me, you weren't the first and you were far from last.

          Submitted by JenBen on May 30, 10 at 10:56am
  • No sex in the champagne room

    Submitted by tonto01 on May 29, 10 at 12:09pm
  • <3

    Submitted by Briannaaaaa on May 29, 10 at 12:10pm
  • Damn! Stantheman is the KING!

    Submitted by destructo on Jun 2, 10 at 1:25am
  • Hahahaha your my hero!

    Submitted by BonerSoup on May 29, 10 at 11:15am
  • Here take my dick with u

    Submitted by richardlong on May 29, 10 at 11:50am