Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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